h/t Buzzfeed
1. Let me see if you haz any overdue books…
2. I haz chosen a book for you!
3. I know it’s right up here somewhere…
4. You can ‘check me out’
5. Sometimes you have to get down to business
6. Because nobody likes dog ears
7. You prefer movies anyway
8. Librarians can see through your charade
9. Always up on the current trends
10. Who can resist a well-read kitty?
11. Librarians are known for their great sense of humor
12. Don’t make me “shhh” you
